Thursday, October 28, 2010

Sauda hai dil ka yeh

Seedhe saadhe sara sauda seedha seedha hona jee
Main ne to ko pana hai ya tu ne main ko khona jee
Aaaja dil ki kar saude bazzi kya narazi 
Aa re aaa re are aaa

Seedhe saadhe sara sauda seedha seedha hona jee
Main ne to ko pana hai ya tu ne main ko khona jee
Aaaja dil ki kar saude bazzi kya narazi 
Aa re aaa re are aaa

Sauda hai dil ka yeh
Tu kar bhi le
Mera jahan bahaon mein tu bhar bhi le
Saude mein de kasam 
Kasam bhi le
Aake tu nighaahon mein sawar bhi le

Sauda udano ka hai 
Ya Aasmano ka hai
Le le udanein meri
Le mere Par bhi le
Sauda umeedon ka hai
Khawaabon ka neendon ka hai
Le Le tu neendein meri
Naino mein ghar bhi le

Seedhe saadhe sara sauda seedha seedha hona jee
Main ne to ko pana hai ya tu ne main ko khona jee
Aaaja dil ki kar saude bazzi kya narazi 
Aa re aaa re are aaa

Dil kahe tere main hoonthon se
Baaton ko chupke se loon utha
Uss Jagah Dheere se haule se
Geeton ko apne mein doon beetha
Hoo 
Dil kahe tere main hoonthon se
Baaton ko chupke se loon utha
Uss Jagah Dheere se haule se
Geeton ko apne mein doon beetha

Sauda taranon ka hai
Dil ke fasano ka hai
Le Le Tarane mere
Hoothon pe ghar bhi le

Sauda Ujjalo ka hain
Roshan Khayalon ka hai
Le Le Ujjale mere
Aaja Nazar bhi le

Seedhe saadhe sara sauda seedha seedha hona jee
Main ne to ko pana hai ya tu ne main ko khona jee
Aaaja dil ki kar saude bazzi kya narazi 
Aa re aaa re are aaa

Seedhe saadhe 
Seedha saadha
Main ne to ko
tu ne main ko
Aa re aaa re are aaa

Main kabhi Bhoolunga na tujhe
Chahe tu mujhko dena bhula
Adatein jaise hai tu meri
Adatein kaise bhuulon bhala

Ho
Main kabhi Bhoolunga na tujhe
Chahe tu mujhko dena bhula
Adatein jaise hai tu meri
Adatein kaise bhuulon bhala
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Sauda yeh vaadon ka hai
Yaadon irradon ka hai
Le le tu vadeein chahe
Tu to mukar bhi le

Sauda ishaaron ka hai
Chahat ke maaron ka hai
Le le isharein mere
Inka asar bhi le

Seedhe saadhe sara sauda seedha seedha hona jee
Main ne to ko pana hai ya tu ne main ko khona jee
Aaaja dil ki kar saude bazzi kya narazi 
Aa re aaa re are aaa

Seedhe saadhe sara sauda seedha seedha hona jee
Main ne to ko pana hai ya tu ne main ko khona jee
Aaaja dil ki kar saude bazzi kya narazi 
Aa re aaa re are aaa

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Quote


“Those who can, do; those who can’t, teach.”

— George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman

Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Nth word is N letters long

"I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing
handwriting nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality
counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications 
incomprehensibleness".

This is a sentence where the Nth word is N letters long. 

e.g. 3rd word is 3 letters long, 8th word is 8 letters long and so on. 

Paradox

paradoxImage via WikipediaFew centuries ago, a Law teacher came across a student who was willing to learn but as unable to pay the fees. The student struck a deal saying, "I will pay your fee the day I win my first case in the court". Teacher agreed and proceeded with the law course. When the course was finished and teacher started pestering the student to pay up the fee, the student reminded him of the deal and pushed days. Fed up with this, the teacher decided to sue the student in the court of law and both of them decided to argue for themselves. 

The teacher put forward his argument saying: "If I win this case, as per the court of law, the student has to pay me as the case is about his non-payment of dues. And if I lose the case, student will still pay me because he would have won his first case. So either way I will have to get the money". Equally brilliant student argued back saying: "If I win the case, as per the court of law, I don't have to pay anything to the teacher as the case is about my non-payment of dues. And if I lose the case, I don't have to pay him because I haven't won my first case yet. So either way, I am not going to pay the teacher anything". This is one of the greatest paradoxes ever recorded in history.

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Last day at college

Saint Anselm College, an American college.Image via Wikipedia




Bade utavle the yahaan se jaane ko
zindagi ka agla padaav paane ko

par naa jane kyon ..dil mein aaj kuch aur aata hai
waqt ko rokne ka jee chahta hai

jin baton ko lekar rote the
aaj un par hansi aati hai
na jaane kyon aaj un palon ki yaad bahut aati hai

kaha karte the ..badi mushkil se char saal seh gaya
par aaj kyon lagta hai ki kuch peeche reh gaya

na bhoolne wali kuch yaadein reh gayi

meri taang ab kaun kheencha karega
sirf mera sir khane kaun mera peecha karega

jahaan 2000 ka hisaab nahin wahaan 2 rupay ke liye kaun ladega
kaun raat bhar saath jag kar padega

KAUN MERI gaadi mujse pooche bina lejayega
kaun mere naye naye naam banayega

mein ab bina matlab kis se ladoonga
bina topic ke kisse faalto baat karoonga

kaun fail hone par dilasa dilayega
kaun galti se number aane par gaaliyaan sunayega

Sadak mein Beer kis ke saath piyoonga
wo haseen pal ab kis ke saath jiyoonga

aise dost kahaan milenge
jo khai mein bhi dhakka de aayein
par fir tumhein bachane khud bhi kood jayein

mere gaano se pareshaan kaun hoga
kabhi muje kisi ladki se baat karte dekh hairaan kaun hoga

kaun kahega saale tere joke pe hansi nahin aai
kaun peeche se bula ke kahega..aage dekh bhai

movies mein kiske saath dekhhonga
kis ke saath boring lectures jheloonga

mere farzee certificates ko raddi kehne ki himmat kaun karega
bina dare sachi rai dene ki himmat kaun karega

achanak bin matlab ke kisi ko bhi dekh kar paglon ki tarah hansna
na jaane ye fir kab hoga
keh do doston ye dobaara sab hoga

doston ke liye professor se kab lad payenge
kya hum ye fir kar payenge

raat ko 2 baje poha khane aur cig pine station kaun jayega
tez gaadi chalane ki shart kaun lagayega

kaun muje mere kabiliyat par bharosa dilayega
aur jyada hawa mein udne par zameen pe layege

meri khushi mein sach mein khush kaun hoga
mere gam mein muj se jyada dukhi kaun hoga
na jaane ye fir kab hoga
keh do doston ye dobaara sab hoga

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शहर की इस दौङ मे

Lage Raho, MunnabhaiImage by mlanghans via Flickrशहर की इस दौङ मे दौङ के करना क्या है?

जब यही जीना है दोस्तो तो फिर मरना क्या है?


पहली बरिश मे ट्रैन लेट होने की फ़िक्र है

भूल गये भीग्ते हुए टहलना क्या है?


सीरिअल्स् के किरदारो का सारा हाल है मालूम

पर मा का हाल पुछ्ने की फ़ुर्सत कहा है?


अब रेत पे नन्गे पाव टहल्ते क्यू नही?

108 है चैनल फिर दिल बहल्ते क्यू नही?



इन्टरनेट से दुनिया के तो टच् मे है,

लेकिन पङोस मे कौन रहता है जान्ते तक नही.



मोबाइल, ळैन्डलाईन सब की भरमार है,

ळेकिन जिगरी दोस्त तक पहुचे ऐसी तार कहा है?



कब डुबते हुए सुरज को देखा था, याद् है?

कब जाना था शाम का गुज़रना क्या है?



तो दोस्तो शहर की इस दौड् मे दौड् के करना क्या है

जब यही जीना है तो फिर् मरना क्या

- Jahnvi in Lage Raho Munnabhai
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The Tao of Programming

Dawn at Taritari (Nueva Esparta, Venezuela)Image via WikipediaA manager went to his programmers and told them: "As regards to your work hours: you are going to have to come in at nine in the morning and leave at five in the afternoon." At this, all of them became angry and several resigned on the spot."

So the manager said: "All right, in that case you may set your own working hours, as long as you finish your projects on schedule." The programmers, now satisfied, began to come in at noon and work to the wee hours of the morning.

- "The Tao of Programming"
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Engineer

Engineer woh hain
jo aksar phasta hain

Interviews ke sawaal mey
Badi companiyon ke jaal mey
Boss aur client ke bawaal mey


Engineer woh hain
jo pak gaya hain
Meetings ki jhelai mey
Submissions ki gehraai mey

Teamwork ki chataai mey


Engineer woh hain
jo laga rehta hain
Schedule ko failane mey
Targets ko khiskaane mey
Roz naye-naye bahaane banane mey


Engineer woh hain
jo lunch time mey Breakfast karta hain
Dinner time mey Lunch karta hain aur
Commutation ke waqt soya karta hain


Engineer woh hain
jo paagal hain
Chai aur samose ke pyaar mey
Cigarette ke khumaar mey
Birdwatching ke vichaar mey


Engineer woh hain
jo khoya hain
Reminders ke jawaab mey
Na milne waale hisaab mey
Behtar Bhavishya ke khwaab mey


Engineer woh hain
jise intezaar hain
Weekend nights par dhoom machaane ka
Boss ke chutti par jaane ka
Increment ki khabar aane ka


Engineer woh hain
jo sochta hain
Kaash padhaai par dhyaan diya hota
Kaash teacher se panga na liya hota
Kaash ishq na kiya hota....

Kaash.... 

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Main Kaidi No 149268



Cubicle ke dewaron ke us paar dekhta hoon
apni hi tarah
khaali baithe ek colleague ko dekhta hoon
kabhi mail karta
kabhi coffee peeta
kabhi Extn pe baat karta 
Messenger pe chat karta rehta
woh kehte hain woh TL hai
woh kehte hain woh senior hai
fir kyon mere jaisa lagta hai
kyon din bhar FW: padhta hai

cubicle ki dewaron ke us paar dekhta hoon
cabin me baithe apne PM ko dekhta hoon 
Main kaidi no 149268
kabhi phone pe
kabhi conference-call pe
gussa utarta jaane kis pe
who kehte hain project aane wala hai
training complete karo , kaam aane wala hai
fir kyon mujhe yeh jhootha sa lagta hai 
fir kyon yeh sapna sa lagta hai

Main kaidi no 149268 
cubicle ke dewaron ke us paar dekhta hoon
Doosri companiyon ko join kar chuke
purane doston ko dekhta hoon
woh kehte hain bond ka kya hai, chale jao 
woh kehte hain kahin aur kismat aazmao
fir kyon bond todne se dil darta hai
abhi do saal aur intezaar
karne ko jee darta hai

Main kaidi no 149268.....
cubicle ki dewaron ke us paar dekhta hoon............. 
roz ek nayi subah ka intazaar karta hu
dewaron ke us paar dekhta hu........... 
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Bas Itna Hi Kehna Chahta Hun

Waqt




Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein,
Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi.
Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,
Zindagi Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Maa Ki Loree Ka Ehsaas To Hai,
Par Maa Ko Maa Kehne Ka Waqt Nahi.
Saare Rishton Ko To Hum Maar Chuke,
Ab Unhe Dafnane Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Saare Naam Mobile Mein Hain,
Par Dosti Ke Lye Waqt Nahi.
Gairon Ki Kya Baat Karen,
Jab Apno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Aankhon Me Hai Neend Badee,
Par Sone Ka Waqt Nahi.
Dil Hai Ghamon Se Bhara Hua,
Par Rone Ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.

Paison ki Daud Me Aise Daude,
Ki Thakne ka Bhi Waqt Nahi.
Paraye Ehsason Ki Kya Kadr Karein,
Jab Apane Sapno Ke Liye Hi Waqt Nahi.

Tu Hi Bata E Zindagi,
Iss Zindagi Ka Kya Hoga,
Ki  Har Pal Marne Walon Ko,
Jeene Ke Liye Bhi Waqt Nahi.......

                                      
   
                                   
                                                      
  
                                                 
                                                 
                                                
 

Appraisal

Appraisal के  नाम  पर  एक  लम्बी  आह  भरते  हैं, 
chaliye ab hum is "dukhad" kahani ki shuruat karte hain,

हमेह्सा  की  तरह  10 बजे  ठुमकते  हुए  office आया,
11 बजे  तक  नाश्ता  किया  और  बारह  बजे  तक  mail ही  पढ़  पाया ,

हमेशा  की  तरह  आज  भी  मुझे  आलस    रहा  था ,और  मेरा  PM मुझे  तिरछी  निगाहों  से  देख -देख  गुस्सा  रहा  था,
मैं  बड़े  concentration के  साथ  एक  "Careful" mail पढ़  रहा  था,तभी  देखा  मेरे  PM  ke  नाम  का  नया  mail कोने  मैं  blink कर  रहा  था,

फिर  कोई  training attend करनी  होगी, ये क्या बकवास है,क्या  reply मैं  लिख  दूँ  की मेरे mailbox का उपवास  है?

मैंने आँखें बंद की और 10 bar " Hari-om" bola,और प्रणाम karate huye मैंने वो मेल खोला,

PM 
के  इस s मेल मैं एक अजीब सा सुकून और भोलापन  है,
likha 
है भाइयों appraisal letters  गए,अब तो one -to-one hai,

मॅन मैं ऐसे बुरे बुरे ख्याल  रहे थे ,ऊपर से कुछ लोग मेरे"de-appraisal" की गन्दी affwah उड़ा रहे थे,

PM 
को letter लाते देख हर कोई useदेखता जाता है,जैसे mallika के किसी नए गाने को देखा जाता है,
आखिर वो वक़्त आया,PM ने एक एक kar sabako ander बुलाया,जो भी अंदर जाता हँसता हुआ जाता,जो बहार  आता,मुरझाया  hua aata,

बहार  कर इंसान संभल भी नहीं पता है,की "कितना हुआ kitna मीला"हर कोई उसपे टूट जाता है,
किसी एक को appraisal मैं 2000 rupaye मिले  थे , मैं  उसकी  हंसी  उड़ा  रहा  था ,तभी  मैंने  देखा  मेरा  PM इशारे  से  मुझे  अंदर  बुला   रहा  था ,

मैं  confidence से  उठा  और  आगे  कदम  बढाया ,तभी  मेरी  belt का  buckle टूट  के  नीकल  आया ,
मेरी  हालत  तो  अभी  से  ही  बुरी  हो  गयी ,साला  इज्ज़त  उतरना  तो  यही  से  शुरू  हो  गयी ,

मैं  अंदर  पहुंचा  और  PM ने  मुझे  बिठाया ,
उसने  मेरा  letter पढा  और  वो  हंसी  रोक    पाया ,

वोह  इतना  हंसा  की  usse आंसू    गए ,
क्या  मेरे  appraisal digits usse इतने  भा  गए ,

जैसे  ही  उसने  appraisal letter मेरी  तरफ  बढाया ,
मेरी  आँखों  के  आगे  घनघोर  अँधेरा  छाया ,

मुझे  लगा   जैसे  मेरे  dil की  दीवार  को  किसी  ने  गोबर  से  पोता  है ,
अरे  यार  "बीस  rupaye" ? ये  भी  कोई  increment होता  है  ?

ये  software indusrty है , अखाडा  नहीं  है ,ये  "SALARY INCREMENT" है  , दादर  आने -जाने  का  भाडा  नहीं  है ,
मेरे चारों  तरफ  कलि  घटा  छायी ,तभी  मेरे  PM की  soothing आवाज़  आई ,
तुम  सोच  रहे  होगे  के  company mgmt का  दिमाग  फिर  गया  है ,पर  बेटा  हम  क्या  करें  , dollar का  bhav 2 rupaye जो  gir गया  है  ,

पर  फिर  भी  मुझे  लगता  है , ये  letter fake है ,
मुझे  तो  लगता  है  ये  printing  mistake  है,

तुम  HR मैं  जाओ ,और   ये  confirm करके  आओ ,
भाई  HR मैं  जाने  के  लिए  तैयार  होना  पड़ता  है ,वही  तो  ऐसी  जगह  है  जहाँ  सुंदर  लड़कियों  से  पला  पड़ता  है ,

shitt!! 
जहाँ  "Renuka " बैठी  है , आज  वहां बैठा  "Aftab" hai,मैं  समझ  गया  बेटा , आज  अपना  luck ही  ख़राब  है ,

उसने  मेरा  letter खोला ,और  खुश  हो  के  बोला ,

वो  बोला  sir आप   के  लिए  खुशखबरी  है ,
आप  के  letter ने  "Printing mistake" पकड़ी  है ,

मैंने  कहा  boss अब  देर    लगाएं  ,
और  मुझे  मेरा  actual amount बताएं ,

sorry sir ये  mistake just by  एक्सीडेंट  है ,
बीस  rupaye नहीं  , दो  rupaye आप  का  increment है ,

मैं  क्या  करूं  आप  को  ये  बताते   हुए  मेरा  dil  रो  रहा  है ,
पर क्या करें dollar का भाव  भी तो कम  हो  रहा  है ,

मैं  बस  वहाँ  खडा  था  ,कुछ  समझ  नहीं    रहा  था ,
मुझसे   ज्यादा  increment तो  security वाला  पा  रहा  था ,

मैंने  खुद  को  संभाला , खुद  को  उठाया  ,मैं  लौटा  और  सीधे  PM के  पास  आया ,
मैं  सीधा  उसके  केबिन  गया  और  दरवाज़ा  खोला ,इस  से  पहले  की  वो  बोले , मैं  ही  उस  से  बोला ,

sir 
ये  पैसे  वापिस  ले लीजिये , बात करना फीजूल है,मैं गरीब हूँ,पर भीख  नहीं  लेता  ये  मेरा  उसूल  है|.